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19-09-2016, 08:05 AM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

One day in Asda I found
A ten bob note on the ground
I bent over to see
And walloped my knee
Then a lad grabbed it quick with no sound !
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19-09-2016, 01:18 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

It's raining today, so I think
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19-09-2016, 01:35 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

It's raining today, so I think
I'll pour out a nice warm drink
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19-09-2016, 02:41 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

It's raining today so I think
I'll pour out a nice warm drink
Then sit on my chair
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19-09-2016, 03:22 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

It's raining today so I think
I'll our myself out a nice warm drink
Then I'll sit in my chair
And comb my hair
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19-09-2016, 04:06 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

It's raining today, so I think
I'll pour myself out a nice warm drink
Then I'll sit in my chair
And comb my hair
And leave the washing up in the sink!
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19-09-2016, 09:33 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Relaxing with a G & T
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19-09-2016, 10:19 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Relaxing with a G & T
Felt the urge to have a pee
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19-09-2016, 10:22 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Relaxing with a G & T
Felt the urge to have a pee
When I got to the loo . . . . . . (don't you dare EZ )
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19-09-2016, 10:24 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Relaxing with a G & T
Felt the urge to have a pee
When I got to the loo........( would I ever?)
Changed my mind and had a poo
 
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